by Sarah Chevallier
Title: Holden Caulfield Age: 19 career: “Jobs” are generally for phonies who “care” about phony stuff like “bills” and “food” About Holden: just selecting casual relationship, because everyone’s a fake apart from myself (naturally). Sidebar, I’m not absolutely sure “phony” mean the thing I assume it means.
Label: Heathcliff Period: Literally no idea. Job: Mergers (with my foes’ homes) and acquisitions (of their riches and joy). About Heathcliff: put in a very long time cultivating that #RevengeBody also #RevengeWealth, however I’m shopping for an attractive, naive female to stay down with, if possible person who merely happens to be linked to my personal enemy, that also just is actually married to simple youth pal. You are aware, for typical, absolutely maybe not nefarious explanations.
Call: Odysseus generation: 38 career: King of Ithaca who’s going to be 100% without a midlife problems About Odysseus: I’m a look into that wanderlust lifestyle: it’s concerning the quest, perhaps not the destination, you already know? Specifically when the resort is loaded with “responsibilities” like “governance,” “parenthood,” and “marriage to a woman that is plainly smarter than me as she evades sold like erotic chattel for ten years while we doof around knocking random witches and blinding one-eyed leaders.” Join up me on the quest, newly born baby. Nastavi čitati “If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder”