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- 18:00, 14 might 2021
Alan Partridge will be the dad of our big nation. They are absurd, uncomfortable and floundering in equal measure – anything being British features.
So he need everything that Uk men is drawn to, right? What is better than the essential cherished guy in the nation. Nothing – that is what.
In honour of this next month of the times with Alan Partridge I decided to set about a quest therefore ridiculous and embarrassing, best Alan Partridge would truly understand or enjoy it.
I decided going to boys on Tinder using only Alan Partridge estimates. I imagined, easily can pulling a guy by claiming “smelling my personal mozzarella cheese!” I will move a person anywhere, anytime. We fundamentally never have to be concerned with taking once again.
And girls and gents, used to do just that. Perhaps not with any Alan Partridge range, either – with possibly the the very least sexy, more gross and borderline improper people. Prior to that, let us have the people that. failed to secure nicely.
To start: I managed to get aired a large amount
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